Sunday, 20 October 2013

Down Under


We arrived in Perth with Beeds 15kg lighter than when we left the UK and me having ate my first Burger King in at least a decade at Kuala Lumpa airport. Clearly I have been spending too much time with Beedie.

We stayed with Beed's brother and sister in law in Perth and enjoyed a relaxing two weeks. It was nice to unpack and stay in one place for a while. I'm not sure I should admit this, but after four and a half months of having everything done for us, it was great to do our own washing, clean up and of course Beeds loved getting stuck into the cooking. Our first trip to the supermarket, and the prospect of cooking on a BBQ, caused Beedie to nearly have a nose bleed. He took on the role as head chef in the house, cooking plenty of meat including 'roo balls' (kangaroo meat balls) and there was plenty of talks of his future restaurant empire, BDQs.

During our time in Perth we spent lots of time walking along the many beautiful beaches, visiting Rottness Island, catching up with Fraser's siblings, trying to guess the name and gender of our unborn nephew/niece and catching up with my uni friend Ana. I also found a good physio who spoke the same language and was reassured a bit that I probably don't have 'back cancer', 'back disease' or 'osteoporosis' as the doctors in Vietnam liked to tell me.

One of many Perth beaches...





Lancelin beach, an hour north of Perth






Rottness Island


It is law to wear helmets in Australia, but the sun is so strong we had to spice up our already cool helmets with caps.






We saw snake...the darker the more poisoness apparently!


With Ana we travelled two hours north of Perth to Cervantes for a spot of camping. To keep in with Ana's tradition of it raining every time she camps, it absolutely poured! The weather has actually been a lot cooler than we expected, but still beautiful and a nice change after the humidity of Asia. We no longer pour with sweat upon stepping outside! En route to Cervantes we visited the Pinnacles, large rock formations in the dunes. Being the mature adults we are we immediately looked out for ones of certain shapes...





Can you spot Ana and me?!



We spent our last few days being treated by Fraser's siblings to a lovely weekend in the beautiful wine region of Margaret river. There we enjoyed some wine tasting and Fraser took pride in beating Scott at golf every time he played him. (5 times, ok ok, the number is going in - well done Beeds).


















I was delighted to also finally see an alive kangaroo as the other three I had spotted were all road kill. Apparently I also did quite well in managing to get a red back spider on me! Luckily Beeds noticed it and killed it before it bit me, otherwise I might have spent a few days in hospital.

After a great two weeks in Perth we said goodbye to the family and set off to Melbourne to visit Beed's friend Bob from school, and his lovely wife Holly and beautiful little Lola. Melbourne is a really cool city; very metropolitan, multi cultural and has a lot of character mixed in amongst the sky scrapers. We spent a few days sightseeing around the city, were treated to a lovely night at Holly's family beach house and some amazing hot springs, and of course Beeds and Bob spent a lot of time reminiscing about good old Merchi.













Note the spelling Beeds. Not Boggin!



Fraser and Bob cliff jumping!





Bob and Lola


One thing which we have definitely enjoyed about our time in Oz has been spotting the many Scottish names here! We have been to Blairgowrie, Dundas street, Princess Street etc etc and a wee visit to Arthur's Seat!







Tomorrow we head off to New Zealand! Bye for now...

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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

The rest of Nam, getting 'Asiad out' and fun times in Singapore!

After spending a week in Hanoi we headed off to central Vietnam. We stopped at Da Nang which is famous for its huge stretch of beautiful coastline and for playing host to American soldiers who spent time surfing at China Beach during R&R.

The Vietnamese love Da Nang but comment it has changed 300% in the last ten years. There are now huge five star resorts all over the place and about five miles of non-descript hotels and guest houses running along the coast on the wrong side of a busy road. It seems a shame as the beach is golden, but we felt it has been spoiled by all the buildings. Unfortunately however, it is a major city and has a big hospital and with my back still in a state we needed its facilities! We spent five nights here and enjoyed only two days of sun with the weather in Vietnam really not being on our side. However, Beeds did manage one day of surfing.










At the shop where we hired the surf board we came across a very interesting lady who worked as a translator for the American army during the Vietnam war, aged just 14. It was fascinating as the museums throughout Vietnam very much portray the americans as an evil force during the Vietnam war with no mention of any destruction caused by the Vietcong. However, this particular lady was full of stories regarding the museums cover up of the Vietcong and the many atrocities they inflicted on their own people.

She told us about a time when she returned to her village near Da Nang and the Vietcong knew she was working for the Americans. They handed her a can of coke with a bomb in it and told her to give it to an American soldier. She didn't and instead told the soldier of the bomb, which they detonated in a river. Because of this she was told by the Americans she could never return to her village or she would be killed. For the next eight years she followed the American army working in their camps to stay alive and in her words 'only died once'. Following a convoy she was caught in a bomb, buried under rubble and saved by an American soldier who restarted her heart. She had so many fascinating stories and we sat for about two hours listening to them.

Her shop is full of pictures of the war and of American soldiers who have tracked her down in the last five years, after one ex soldier came across her by chance.




One of the American soldiers who tracked her down had two pictures of the lady as a child next to tanks and gave them to her three years ago.



Next we headed off to Hue. Hue is a beautiful town with an impressive citadel and somewhere were tourism hasn't overpowered it's authenticity. From Hue we visited the demilitarised zones including a 600 metre network of underground and very claustrophobic Cu Chi tunnels.

At the tunnels we had a guide for the day who's English was far from clear leading to some very funny translations. It took our group about two hours to realise that every time she said 'community shoulder', she was actually meaning 'communist soldier'. Being a key part of the history of the war it was very funny.






The below shows where a family of four/five would sleep. I could only get in crouched! Our guide told us up to 1000 people would be in the tunnels during attacks. There was one area for the women to toilet, one kitchen, and one maternity space were 17 babies were born during the war.



Beeds posing next on a U.S tank.



The tunnels exited onto this beautiful beach. Absolutely stunning and completely untouched by tourism!



Next we headed to Hoi An, the tailoring capital of South East Asia, to get some clothes made. With over 500 tailors in the beautiful little French like town, we finally decided on one and enjoyed three days of visits back and forth to get suits and jackets made. The staff were lovely and extremely helpful, however, we did need to be very forceful with what we wanted after they kept making Beeds trousers too tight. When we questioned their skill they claimed it was Beeds 'banana' which was causing the creases and this would change depending on where it was!




In Hoi An we got chatting to some locals and learned of the long hours and lack of holidays employees experience. A girl told us she worked as a waitress seven days a week from 8am-10pm, with one day off and earning just $100 a month. Her rent is $10 a month so it is proportionate, but what sort of life is that?! I can't even begin to imagine!

Our second last stop in Vietnam was two hours south of Saigon. At this point, we had spent nearly four and a half months in Asia and were really getting tired of travelling, the humidity, motor bikes and the crappy weather we were getting in Nam. It'd only be fair to admit there was a good number of daily exasperations of what we thought of the locals, the constant haggling and their CRAZY driving...Me 'it's a f***ing pavement not road' and Beeds, 'argh we just watched that Vietnamese lady pay 12,000 rupees for this salad and you are charging us 20,000 - you are basically stealing from us'! Anyway, thankfully our escape from the city to a beautiful luxury homestay on the bank of the Mekong, could not have been better.

We arrived to find a beautiful big modern house hidden in the countryside and with the staff having no idea we were coming. We love to travel independently and it hadn't occurred to us to phone ahead. Apparently in two years we are the first people to just turn up. Lucky for us the manager was there and quickly sorted us out with a room, telling us we were the only guests for two nights and invited us to join in with their staff party on both the Friday and Saturday night! We enjoyed the most incredible food of fresh water prawns caught next to the house, snails, pork, banana leaf salad and plenty other authentic Vietnamese food. We were also introduced to the Vietnamese drinking culture whereby every time someone wants to take a drink they say 'yo' and everyone must drink! Beeds went through five cans, whilst we were eating and in an hour! I had more sense and pretended mine was full when it was empty...four months of not really having alcohol has not done much for my tolerance levels! One of the staff is called Phook and everyone apart from him was very amused when we translated this into its similar sounding English word! We also learned that they have no qualms drink driving. One guy drove his motorbike into a canal the night before and the police constable enjoyed as many shots of rice wine as the next before driving himself and his 80 year old Dad home for the night!








Our final stop was a couple of days in the capital Saigon (Ho Chi Ming, they seem to call it both). We spent more time at the hospital, ate lots of street food and visited war museums learning about the devastating effects of Agent Orange which the Americans dropped during the war.










Saigon is fun, but crazy (4 million motorbikes) and when our time came to board our flight to Singapore I think it would be fair to say we were officially 'Asiad out'!

Our time in the developing Asia was incredible. A day literally did not pass were we where not awed, shocked or inspired by something or someone. It really is an unbelievable place and I think for both of us there will be plenty of lasting memories. For me personally it has really reinforced that it is just luck where you are born in this world and that I am so lucky to live in the UK with all the opportunities it offers.

Our final stop in Asia was four days Singapore with our very good friends Eavan and Murray. Singapore was great fun and a welcome jump back to Western living. Our time there was so much fun, with lots of sightseeing, a good gossip, cocktails at 57 stories high and a great night out. Oh and Beeds and I spent ten hours apart, the most we have in four and a half months!

Beeds and Muz enjoying a beer.

Where Eavan and I enjoyed our cocktails, 57 floors high!


And the view from the 57th floor! It was yummy, thanks Eavan!



My hair was a little wind swept on our bus tour!



Some more pics of Vietnam.

Just carrying a small load on the bike today...


It's raining, it's pouring!





A lady selling fresh fish from the Mekong.


We visited a coconut factory. They literally use every single part for oil, drinking, carpets, food, charcoal and building houses!






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Friday, 6 September 2013

River-crossings, Motorbikes and an MRI

Our third stop in Laos was the notorious Vang Vieng made famous by its reputation for a very dangerous tubing activity down a three mile stretch on the Mekong. Thankfully and unfortunately (yes, at the same time) this tubing activity was closed down in 2012 after, legend has it, 27 Westerners died partaking in the activity. Before it was closed down this section of the river was lined with pubs, zip wires and rope swings landing you in the Mekong. It was these rope swings, combined with copious amounts of alcohol, which are responsible for all these deaths (I'm not sure 27 is true, but two Australian boys did die in one month and their government demanded it be closed down). Anyway, hence the reason why I say 'thankfully' and 'unfortunately' at the same time. 'Unfortunately' as it sounds fun, but 'thankfully,' as, well, I am travelling with Beedie and we all know his attitude towards potential danger, zip wires, rope swings and alcohol!

Although Vang Vieng sits in a beautiful setting of limestone mountains, the tourism and built up town, which reflects something a bit like Costa Del Sol, relies on the tubing to attract young travellers over from Thailand. As such a much tamer three pub stop tubing activity has been created. Knowing that there were no accompanying rope swings I decided there was less chance of Beeds killing himself so we decided to partake. Still travelling with our small crew it was a lot of fun floating down the Mekong on a tyre enjoying a beer, stopping for a game of volleyball at a bar and meeting lots of people. Unfortunately after a whole two weeks without rain it decided to pour all day! This resulted in us huddled round a fire at one bar and it feeling and looking a little more like Scotland than Laos!


Realising there was a bit more to Vang Vieng than just the tubing, we hired bikes and cycled into the beautiful countryside and visited two huge caves. Being claustrophobic and freaked out by caves after watching 'IT' as a child, they are not normally my thing, but they really were very cool! To visit one we had to sit on a tyre and pull ourselves along a rope on the water. With a guide, we then army crawled through sections and smeared mud on ourselves, instead of going to an expensive spa.









We left Vang Vieng and headed for Luang Prabang in the north. The bus journey was so bumpy and long, but the views were incredible. Laos really is beautiful and definitely takes second place to Nepal regarding scenery. Luang Prabang is a beautiful town and the French influence here is more than evident. I will comment again on how you could come to a place like this and think the rest of the country is rich, as it is just so modern and a complete contrast to the countryside.






For Laung Prabang we planned a trek to sleep overnight in a homestead with the two couples we had been travelling with and an Irish couple whom we met tubing. For the trek we each paid $65, which for two days of activity and accommodation in a hut, is a lot of money here. Our tour organiser assured us there was no water to cross and that we would do four hours of kayaking as a part of our trip. You can imagine our surprise when after we had set off we found out our guide was actually only 16 years old, was not being paid and was in fact doing it voluntarily to learn English. There was 19 river crossings with some reaching my chest in height and so ferocious that we had to link into a chain to avoid being swept away. Also our 16 year old guide could not only not swim, but really disliked kayaking (no wonder)!



However, after being in Asia for three months we really have learned not to expect much in terms of rules and/or health and safety and things have kind of stopped phasing us. Thank god we have developed this attitude as our kayak trip only turned out to be two and a half hours and all kayaks were riddled with holes resulting in us having to stop several times to empty them!

Our group were all a great laugh and the trek was really fun. We escaped the 'on the surface' look of Laos, of wealth and prosperity, and visited some lovely little tribal villages much like the ones in Cambodia. Beeds brought his frisbee which was a lot of fun as the children were amazed by it, curious at first and then building up enough courage to have a shot. At night it was pitch black with zero light pollution and peaceful, that is until the only generator 'in town' kicked in. We then heard what sounded like the whole village going to watch the only television in village for their daily viewing of one hour! They each take a turn to pay the £1 cost each evening!

















Our two week stay in Laos was amazing. the people and scenery are so beautiful and we both agree our second favourite place after Nepal. We said goodbye to our little crew we had travelled with in Laos (with an invite to go skiing next winter with our Swiss friends who live in a ski station = yes please) and set off on a plane to Hanoi the capital of Vietnam.

I have been very excited about visiting Vietnam as I was here 8 years ago and I am interested to see the amount of change and development. Also, I had a great time, and in Vietnam we are millionaires! It s probably one of the only countries in the world where I can take two million out the ATM (this is actually only £66 and to be honest the money confuses me)!

Hanoi is pretty much how I remember it, but with EVEN more motorbikes and to add to the mental traffic, now a lot of cars. There are also more modern buildings, designer shops and a growing cafe culture for students and young professional types. They are so fashionable! I think it'd be a fare assessment to comment that economically they have done well since I saw it last. Hanoi is a very cool city to spend a couple of days in but the place is a bit crazy and tension headache definitely springs to mind. The noise of the tooting horns is relentless and the streets are just to busy with bikes and people. After our first few minutes of walking it was clear we were back in a city where the pavements are used for parking bikes, cars, selling tat and making and selling food!










Crossing the road is an experience. They don't stop at traffic lights or zebra crossings and instead you just have to walk out and they avoid you. Being brought up in the UK, this of course is not an easy concept to grasp, but so far, so good! (I have just spent AGES trying to get three videos to load to this blog but it frustratingly is not happening, however they are all on Beeds and my Facebook pages so please look!)

Throughout our time in Asia we have witnessed so many crazy scenarios involving motorbikes and how much cargo and people one can transport. However, Vietnam definitely takes the biscuit! The funniest is the way they transport the young kids. They strap them to their back with a sort of seat belt round the back of the baby and the parents stomach so if it falls asleep it doesn't fall off. Other children stand in the foothold and if it rains only the driver can see as the rest are covered by a huge poncho.





After a day of noise in Hanoi we ventured off to the beautiful Ha Long Bay for two relaxing days on a boat. After hearing horror stories of rats etc on cheaper boats we decided to forget about our budget and enjoyed two nights with a reputable company. It was completely idyllic with beautiful limestone islands towering out the sea, jumping off the boat, visiting floating villages, good food, good company and a very nearly spot of romantic star gazing on top of the boat in the peace and quiet. I say nearly, as our tour guide, Duke, decided it would be a great idea to whip out the karaoke after dinner, telling us its the 'most loved activity by Vietnamese' and that we should all have a shot. Of course not understanding our western attitude of having to be smashed before engaging in such fun, we spent a lot of the evening listening to Duke and the only Vietnamese guest murder good classics. It was of course very amusing, and their pronunciation was on this scale .... http://youtu.be/HPs7dJvW2X4






















Unfortunately my never ending back injuries have not settled at all since leaving Scotland and instead have really flared up since Cambodia. Carrying a rucksack, long bus journeys and kayaking probably hasn't helped, but my lower back, neck and forearm pain became so unbearable I decided to pay a visit to a physio in Hanoi on our return from Ha Long Bay. Our very helpful hotel staff recommended I visit a hospital which specialises in acupuncture and Chinese medicine. On arrival we managed to locate a physiotherapist who speaks relatively good English. He immediately took me for a massage and after asking about my symptoms recommended an MRI. It sounds extreme but after years of back problems, being prevented from biking since last year, on going pain and an MRI for just $160 it was a bit of a no brainier. For my last MRI I had to wait 6 months; for this one I waited less than 6 minutes.

Unfortunately the MRI showed up 5 disc bulges in my spine. 3 in my lower back and 2 in my neck. It wasn't the best news to get, but at least now I know what the issue is. The doctor recommended I stay for a week to receive treatment. Obviously when you are travelling being stuck anywhere is not appealing, but the thought of being stuck in Hanoi for a week is less than ideal! However, being in agony and at a loss with my back we decided I really had no choice.

For the last five days I have spent two and a half hours receiving treatment everyday from the very helpful Doctor Long. This treatment has involved the normal massage, but also their more alternative Chinese medicine, which they swear is the best in the world. I have since learned that Saddam Hussein's son flew from Iraq to get treatment from the director of the hospital when he slipped a disc. It's a shame he was killed two years later as I can't ask him how his treatment has held out! Sarcasm aside, the hospital is obviously well respected, with Aussies visiting for treatment (cheaper and more effective they say) and European professionals shadowing the physios to learn about acupuncture. All of this is very reassuring as on the surface, the hospital does not reflect western cleanliness standards, the physios are regularly on their phones, they play the Spice Girls, gave me a shower cap to wear (they only did this once so it's quite possible they were taking the piss out of me), Dr.Long and I are now Facebook friends, he commented on how good looking Beedie was and that we both have nice bodies, and it hasn't been unusual for a physio to be sleeping on one of the treatment beds!

Below are pictures of my treatment.

Electrical acupuncture, sore. (Excuse my crack, Beedie refused to take a picture from an angle which would conceal it).


A technique called cupping, very relaxing and not sore. They heat the glass bowl and then when it cools it sucks your skin. Unfortunately it leaves horrendous hickeys for abut a week!






Herbal heat being sprayed on. Hot, hot hot! And leaves me smelling all day.



Possibly the worst picture of me ever, but I couldn't move! This machine stretched me by ten centimetres! See the gap between the two blue padded parts on the bed. It also gave me a lot of extra chins and I couldn't change my facial expression! When I went outside I was up to beeds eyebrows, after an hour or so I was back to normal height and below his nose!!



My back is starting to feel a bit better and effective retail therapy stretching into knock off designer skinny jeans has also proved to be helpful. In all serious it will be rest for me throughout rest of Vietnam and everything is crossed this problem subsides within the six week recovery timescale.













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